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Joke of the Day

"When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it..."

"Did you hear the one about the Viking who was reincarnated? He was Bjorn again."

"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"

"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."

"I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !"

"I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave. That sponger's never paid for anything in his life."

"If Michael Moore was a conservative... ...he'd be Donald Trump."

"Why does your Penis bend? It follows a pair'o'bollock trajectory."

"I ordered a new joke in the mail... It's pretty funny, but I haven't quite gotten the delivery yet"