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Joke of the Day

"Mom: I think I'm gonna make a twitter Me: Mom it costs like $500 a year... Mom: That's expensive I'll stick with Facebook Me: Aww too bad"

"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"

"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera (racism free) Phil Ming"

"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid, I was petrified."

"What does a Mexican cut a pizza with? Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)"

"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."

"My girlfriend and I played footsie at the family table and I climaxed. Turns out it was her grandma. I guess I got off on the wrong foot."

"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."

"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."