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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"

"Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant"

"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."

"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."

"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."

"Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends. Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you? Walter: It's on the house."

"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."

"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"

"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"