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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between men and women when it comes to drinking? My boys drive me to drink, but women drive me to drink."

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"

"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."

"Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival? They all have chinks in their armor."

"Waiter there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup the fly should be wading"

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so."

"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"