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Joke of the Day
"Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose."
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"Don't tell me about how you ""dressed up"" your baby for a special occasion. If you're wearing something you can shit in you aren't dressed up"
"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"
"How do u find an old man in the dark? Its not that hard"
"BOSS: I'm sorry mike, but you've been downsized ME: (75% of my original size, in a voice 125% higher pitched) ahh maaan"
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"