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Joke of the Day
"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."
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"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"""Ways you would tell your mother you secretly have the hots for her."" -Family Freud"
"How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad? If the vet says it's mutt-astasized."
"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."
"I heard you are what you eat Must explain why your such a huge dick"
"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."
"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"
"The date was going great until she spooked me and then I squirted her with ink and quickly swam away"
"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."