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Joke of the Day

"If you're in Los Angeles and lost your wallet near the Starbucks on Melrose I found your wallet but not the $58 inside it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To complete the joke."

"Just once can we make someone regret inviting 10,000 people to their Facebook event."

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"

"Horoscope: Slightly fatter than you were yesterday"

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."

"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."

"There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"