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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."

"Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes but it's not all it's cracked up to be."

"Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells ""Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"""

"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"

"What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad."

"Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road? He was snowed in."

"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."

"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"