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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."
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"Random number generator Two programmers discuss: - I need a random number generator. Do you have something? - 27"
"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
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"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."
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