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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road? He was snowed in."

"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"

"Why don't many Greek men move to other countries? They don't want to leave their brothers behind"

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"

"what do you call a clean idiot? soap on a dope"

"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."

"Guys, throw away ALL your favorite things. Go to Pier 1, buy some throw pillows and potpourri. Ok, you're ready for marriage."

"Have you ever stopped and thought about why the republican party of America has a donkey as a symbol? After yesterday we all know why now."

"I hate when people inbox me to tell me how funny my status es are... Motherf*cker there is a ""like"" button for a reason!"