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Joke of the Day

"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."

"They say drugs will hurt your long term memory but I kind of take pride in needing to Google the proper spelling of ""Bieber"" every damn time"

"I just bought a dozen donuts if anyone's looking for a sugar mama."

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"

"How do you make a little girl cry even more? You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear."

"What music is good to listen to while having a snack? 8 a bit music."

"Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at Whole Foods instead"

"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"

"Watts a homonym?"