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Joke of the Day

"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"

"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."

"Don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that."

"How do you tell if you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap"

"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"

"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."