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Joke of the Day

"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"

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"NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tiss"
"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."
"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"
"An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,""we dont serve your kind here"". The disease replies, ""well you're not a very good host!"""
"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."
"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"