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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to male porn stars... Those guys are always hard at work"
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"Why did Obama take all the pencils and pens when he left? Cuz he knew Trump would bring his own Pence"
"My girl said she need distance and time Still dont know what she's trying to calculate the velocity of..."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents job."
"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."
"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."
"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."
"Im opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. Ill just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour"
"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"