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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
Next Joke
"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."
"A duckling joke Why do baby ducks walk softly? Because they can't walk, hardly."
"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"
"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"
"*At store buying school supplies* Son: I need hashtag 2 pencils"
"Grapes.. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?.. BREATHE IDIOT, BREATHE."
"Max the camel walks into his parents' room at 2am and asks for a glass of water. His dad says, ""Another one? That's the second glass this month."""
"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"
"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"