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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."

"What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues? Underlay! Underlay!"

"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."

"whats black and burns? stevie wonder answering the iron"

"I asked Kanye West if he'd seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him of he'd seen Inception."

"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"

"What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head? A Quarter Pounder."

"Have you heard about the new Emo pizza? It cuts itself!"

"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."

"Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ."