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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear that Israel's Chief Rabbi has told Israeli LGBT's that they will no longer be allowed to speak Hebrew ... wait for it ... Yeah - they're gonna have to speak Shebru instead ..."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it."

"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA."

"Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can."

"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"