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Joke of the Day
"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."
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"If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem"
"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."
"In certain Eastern cultures, it's considered a grave insult to shit all over the floor in someone's home."
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"
"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a race with the egg, but I'm not sure who came first."
"Best Joke ever My life"
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"