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Joke of the Day
"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"
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"How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit."
"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married."
"What did the farmer tell the hoe? Let's get dirty."
"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"
"It was so hard getting out of bed this morning Thank god for elastic boxer shorts"
"My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting."
"Where did George Washington keep his Armies? In his sleevies."
"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""