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Joke of the Day

"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"

"What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base? What would I know, I am just a drone pilot."

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."

"A baby seal walks into a club"

"I woke up next to a girl this morning... She must have been absolutely wasted, she didn't know who I was, Although that may have been the Roofies I slipped in her drink."

"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"

"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn? Your grandparents."

"""Women are crazy!"" ""Did one try to murder you unprovoked?"" ""No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."""

"*gets home from game* ""whoa what happened to your eye"" I was on the Kiss Cam ""oh she wasn't into it?"" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter"