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Joke of the Day
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
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"TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you."
"Why does Britain love tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"I went camping with my family for the first time. It was in tents."
"Personal Trainer: Show me the hardest thing that you do each day. Me: *Goes out front door of gym, comes back in*"
"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"
"did your friends rob that bank? ""I'll never talk"" I forgot that you're prejudice against robbers ""what?!? some of my best friends rob banks"""
"*pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??"
"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."
"Have you heard of the famous cow? He's legendairy"