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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a real thing for posh spice.... It cost my mum a fortune in saffron."
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"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"
"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"