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Joke of the Day

"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."

"I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch"

"Today I tried to remove a bandage I couldn't pull it off"

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"

"I would tell a joke about Jehovah's witnesses... But nobody likes knock-knock jokes"

"What is Will Smith's job ? He's a blacksmith"

"What does a duck call a tractor? A Quakter"