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Joke of the Day

"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"

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"My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting."
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""
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"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."
"What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men."
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."