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Joke of the Day

"Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?"

"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"I'll never forget my uncles last words to me... ""Dont shake the ladder you little shit"""

"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."

"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."

"In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words. ""Hey Captain, what does this button do?"""

"Phones are fake They're phony."

"Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore."

"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."