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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back? The mall is hiring new Santas."
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"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."
"I love my life, but it just wants to be friends..."
"I care about how girls feel. The firmer the better."
"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."
"If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist? Seems that way on 4chan."
"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."
"What do you do after raping a blind, deaf and mute girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone."
"I hope Death is a woman.... That way it will never come for me."