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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a dentist's office? A: A filling station."
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"My mother is displeased with me. In other shocking news, water is wet and the sun is bright."
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"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee."
"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Some people say that I'm too vague."