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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke"

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."

"FREEBIRD! (When you purchase a bird of equal or lesser value.)"

"I PISSED OFF MY NEIGHBOR ONCE AGAIN!!! She said she could see me masturbating through the window.. I told her if she would buy some blinds, I wouldn't be standing outside her window."

"Don't judge a German tourist until you've walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo."

"From an Obit: He was always a daredevil His last words were ""Watch this."""

"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."

"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."

"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""

"Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts? Because they all had a tare ^^^I'llseemyselfout"