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Joke of the Day
"""You're a unit of power Joe."" ""I'm a Watt?"""
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"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."
"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"
"I couldn't figure out why that frisbee was getting bigger... ...and then it hit me!"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think were nuts."
"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."
"Why does the hipster make crappy coffee? The beans are always under-ground."
"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"How does constipation work? I don't give a shit."