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Joke of the Day
"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."
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"I really like white dwarf stars... ...My favorite is Peter Dinklage."
"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
"The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."
"it's my birthday today. IK Fuck you too."
"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"
"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"
"The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse sues him for discrimination and wins $4.3 million and the bar."