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Joke of the Day

"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."

"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."

"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans."

"Forget solar and wind, America should figure out a way to power itself on internet backlash and mock outrage."

"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last in medical class? Doctor"

"how i met you're grammar"

"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"