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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my steak. Raw"
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"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."
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"I shot a frog once. It croaked."
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"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"