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Joke of the Day
"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."
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"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"I went to the library and asked for a book about small peni$es. The librarian said, ""I'm not sure if it's in yet."" ""Yep, that's the one"", I said."
"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"
"What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut, you racist."
"So I went to the proctologist.... [insert joke here]"
"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done, it's a hardware problem."