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Joke of the Day

"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"

"Nothing good has ever gone into a microwave at 3:00am."

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."

"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"

"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""

"How do blind people know their ass is clean after they poop? One bark means clean, two means dirty."

"F.Y.I. ~~ hand jobs from girls who speak sign language....do in fact, count as blow jobs"

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it Thought it was relevant to today's eclipse..."

"My friend, Manuel, is a magician... His favorite trick is to announce ""I'm going to disappear on the count of three."" He then counts ""Uno, dos..."" then vanishes without a tres."

"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."