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Joke of the Day

"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"

"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."

"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."

"Emergency Landing: Gary thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on... *to copilot* STOP CRYING, GARY WILL HELP"

"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."

"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"

"Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, thereby wasting electricity on air conditioning, causing climate change and dooming us all."

"What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit? An anti-hissy-tamine."

"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""