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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are in an oven One says to the other ""Man, it sure is hot in here"" The other replies ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country"

"I like my coffee like I like my presidents. Not orange"

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"Hey girl, I'm no doctor but I can diagnose your condition... You have acute butt"

"I recently learned diarrhea is genetic... Yeah, it runs in your genes."

"What are two things you can't give a black person? (Semi racist) A black eye and a fat lip."

"What do you say to someone who doesn't like Rick & Morty? I'm going to need you to take your opinions and put'em wayyy up inside your butthole."

"Why don't Gingers go to the dentist? They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis."