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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!"
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"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""
"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."
"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"
"How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum"
"Homework is like a penis.... its long and hard unless you're asian."
"Got a big audition coming up that requires me to tell a good school appropriate joke. I have plenty of jokes, none of them school appropriate. I thought I'd come here for help."
"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."
"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."
"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."