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Joke of the Day

"How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? \#nophiltrum"

"You always agree with me and like what I say even if you don't believe me. What am I? An upvote"

"Why did the console player cross the road? To get the game 6 months earlier"

"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."

"Hey man, your mom is like snack... Free-to-lay... I don't know..."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"How do you kill a fox? Give it one leg and make it run across Canada"

"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"