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Joke of the Day
"Unfortunately Miley Cyrus broke up with her boyfriend It didn't twerk out"
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"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"
"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"
"What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalepeno face."
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"
"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""
"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."
"I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, ""It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."""
"Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!"