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Joke of the Day
"What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalepeno face."
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"What did the remote controller say to the tv? I know he turns you on but man, that guy just pushes my buttons!"
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"I like my women like I like my Whiskey...... About 15 years old, and mixed up with coke."
"Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending. Then I called it a day."
"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."
"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"
"What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable"
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."