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"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"
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"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""
"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."
"I don't think I'll ever get married... Instead, I'll find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up."
"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"
"What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze"