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Joke of the Day

"Cool prank: Gradually remove a little bit of your mom's arm bones each night in her sleep until her arms are just totally floppy"

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"What did the gay atheist shout after Noah threw him off the ark for being a gay atheist? Help! I'm thinking!"

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."

"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."

"My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way."