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Joke of the Day
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"
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"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"There should be a branch of the government that just helps people who get stood up."
"The Barman says, ""We don't serve superluminal particles in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."
"""That's so Raven"" - Raven Symone's parents identify her body."
"Personal Trainer: Show me the hardest thing that you do each day. Me: *Goes out front door of gym, comes back in*"
"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""
"I hate having to brush my teeth every morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth."
"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."