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Joke of the Day
"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."
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"West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?"
"It looks like the last informal G20 took place in Panama."
"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."
"Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst."
"Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the ""life of the party."""
"A mite is sitting on a fly. Fly: Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? Mite: I mite be. Fly: Stupidest pun I ever heard. Mite: What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly."
"I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place."
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."