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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"

"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."

"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? The wheelchair"

"Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock... whos there?... sperm! :D"

"So, being ironically stupid is funny... But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes."

"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."

"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""