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Joke of the Day

"There are 70,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in Melbourne for a conference. So I'll be answering the door naked this weekend."

"I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles."

"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."

"Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job"

"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"

"What is a black's favorite letter? The one with the welfare check in it."

"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"

"Me: My father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Me: No, that's my brother. I'm JOKING."

"What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground? They know people will blow them."