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Joke of the Day
"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"
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"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"Oral exam A mother asks her son how the oral exam was. Son: ""Pious."" Mother: ""What do you mean?"" S: ""The professor asks a question, I cross myself. I give him an answer, he crosses himself."""
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."
"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"
"Today I had a mild panic attack over the fact I will die someday. Then I bought some shit on Amazon. Your mom is a hermaphrodite."
"A big shout out to my cat for hissing at an empty closet and keeping me in the bathtub holding a crucifix."
"i have learned nothing from everything and will continue to do so with zero responsibility and consequences"
"What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes? *Dino-swore.* I'm sorry."