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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan? Because he was going *to fast*!"
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"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"
"What do you call a drink with problems? Dilemmanade"
"[god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag"
"I'll never forget my grandfather last words to me ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i'm leaving CAPTAIN: i'm staying CAPTAIN'S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i'm excited to see how this plays out"
"What did the stockroom giraffe say to the apprentice meerkat? You're two short!"
"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."
"What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster? Hi, Ladies!"
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"