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Joke of the Day
"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."
Next Joke
"Say what you will about Hitler, but the guy did kill Hitler."
"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""
"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."
"I went to the doctor today and he told me I have a big dick and a small heart... He also told me I was dyslexic."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a crackhead? A hooker washes her crack and resells it."
"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""
"Women wake up yawning and men with an erection. Coincidence? I think not."
"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"
"Time to get a haircut. Unless somebody knows an easier way to get a dude's dick on your arm."