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Joke of the Day

"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."

"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"

"How to pick up a girl in a club: 1. Stare at her 2. Walk up to her 3. Shout stuff"

"A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death."

"What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon."

"I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter."

"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."

"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right... I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet"