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Joke of the Day
"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."
Next Joke
"when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, ""yeaa...at the grocery store."""
"I'd have more sympathy for Sony's alleged loss of $200 million if that weren't the cost of like three large popcorns at any movie theater."
"What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food? A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!"
"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus. I had no idea he was missing and I suddenly got nervous thinking I might be a suspect."
"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"
"According to my neighbor's journal, I have ""boundary isues."""
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."