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Joke of the Day

"A white lie: ""No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans""."

"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"

"My (black) coworkers informed me that black people can't get lice? ""You know what else they can't get? Good jobs."" I received a write-up :("

"10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t."

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across"

"If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)"

"So, a one-hump camel marries a two-hump camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a hump. So they named him Humphrey."

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."