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Joke of the Day
"I've been winning egg hunts since before I was even born."
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"A bomb goes off at Reddit Wow, this blew up!"
"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense"
"What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J."
"Why do smarter people last longer when having sex? Because it takes twice as long to fuck their brains out"
"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"
"At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, ""Are you two an item?"""
"You're the Pepsi of people. Some people like you, but they're wrong."
"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."