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Joke of the Day
"How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Fish"
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"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."
"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"
"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"
"Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept."
"I bet the ""YMCA"" dance is harder to do in different languages."
"Bar of gold walks into a pub, The bartender says ""Au get out of here"""
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"
"I have bad knees. It runs in my family. Now nobody in my family runs."