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Joke of the Day
"Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed"
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"How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb? Juan."
"What's the difference between tired and exhausted? When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you get exhausted."
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid anything salty Im gonna miss reddit"
"I self medicate, therefore you live."
"I got my hair cut this morning and my wife still hasn't said a thing about it. omg, I'm so mad right now I can barely breathe."
"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""
"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"
"HR: How do you think we can better handle this in the future? ME [glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut]: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl"